It Selfies who can

by fashionsnobber

Selfies every where, how and most importantly, why?
A craze that rages for years now and that nobody gives up.
God forbid, the rest is comfortable, practical, fast and above all painlessly without having to go bother someone to get us a blessed picture.
But we have to admit this is getting out of hand slightly.

Assuming that against teenagers, so let’s say up to a maximum of 18 years still can not turn a blind eye, because the rest are experimenting to get the awareness of their own identity, but, exceeded 20/25 I explained a good once the sense of getting photos in the bathroom, with dubious missed Models and expressions that do “I have it just me, I’m cool just me“?
We analyze the expressions most used selfie from the crowd and try to draw some meaningful conclusions.

N.B. Post high-teasing content, if you are someone touchy passes, ditto if you’re a professional model because such moves will really pay for them so it’s not your fault.

Types of selfies in vogue. It selfies who can!

Mouth chicken ass

Selfie bocca a culo di gallina - Selfies mouth chicken ass.

The most acclaimed expression, anyone who has a photo with well-pronounced lips outward perhaps accompanied by one alluring poses and succinct look. Between “I send you a kiss but they are too confident to make you understand” and “in this way I get of course fleshy lips like those of Jolie”. Yeah, but you think you do not notice the difference? Ah, if they are taken into the bathroom with maybe the poop that is visible in the water you are also much more cool. Try it!

Allergic objective

Selfie non guardo mai l'obiettivo perch me la tiro - Selfies do not look at the goal because me the shot.

Never, I mean NEVER Looking towards the target photo. You, me, the shooting and are a model convinced. Typical expression with generally lateral gaze toward infinity and beyond always accompanied by little mouth slightly sulky and semi open to get some flies. After all be eternally dieting leads to more hunger, so even flies and gnats are good nutrients. I wish you good appetite!

Pre and during an orgasm

Selfie pre e durante un orgasmo - Selfies pre and during an orgasm.

This is hilarious, in my opinion the best. Put anything can happen to throw, blank stare and lost even while you set the target, the mouth of the ass of hen and “Come here and I’ll do everything” or strictly open while a ghost you’re doing to try the orgasm of your life. Oh, dear! But what you do! Continue!

I saw Our Lady

Selfie ho visto la Madonna - Selfie I saw Our Lady.

Looking upwards, angelic face and dainty seeds stunned but winking at the same time for the appearance of the day. You have just seen the Madonna or the hallucinogenic mushrooms of you are doing live hallucination last night to Hitchcock. They have just said that does not affect anything but the little fingers slammed against an edge and you’re thinking that perhaps to show her tits would be the best choice. Try to believe is not it?

Killer doll

Selfie sono figa solo io - Selfies are pussy just me.

Direct eye lens, sometimes flirtatious, sometimes serious but very little suggests naturalness as belief of your value of influencer and your feel more of Belen pussy. Never forget the little mouth pronounced to make it look more fleshy and eager for attention, with hint of smile satisfied with respect to all the victims who have made it out during your journey so that you have put a spoke in the wheels. Fear!


Selfie facce buffe - Selfies funny faces.

Typically from manga comic expressions, which are with your fingers to “V” or thumbs down or crooked mouths and eyebrows game anything goes, do you think you’re nice right away to all but above 30 if they do not want to transmit clearly a message does not seem nice but idiot because I do not think in real life you go around bringing you behind the comics draw you over the head. The mega question mark is only to those who see you.

At 60 teeth

Selfie a 60 denti - Selfie to 60 teeth.

Always laughing, no matter why, but just to show all the teeth, as coarse as possible and maybe no holes or crooked teeth please, but your happiness is more important than the rest, and is hailed as the four winds. It’s not your fault that you feed the envy of the people and then complain of the scene and do not?

Fashion Snobber style

I Selfie di una Fashion Snobber - The selfie of a Fashion Snobber.

And if you take a little around others ironically it is fun let alone themselves! Well, I the selfie I make them so. With a nice pair of panties culotte nerd in the head and your beloved little mouth pronounced and huge smiles. Of the series, I do not care a fig for doing her pussy in pictures. They are so, not at all photogenic, oily, normal beauty of a belief and not at all pussy. But like too eat, laugh and make others laugh without taking me seriously or show more skin. What’s wrong? I remain myself and not someone else when you meet them you do not know who are wearing masks. Worst of like hitting the lottery.

How to make a nice selfies?

To be credible in my opinion you have to wear our most natural expression. The goal we admire him a few times and if we have a crooked smile like me for example, who cares? And one of our characteristics and not for this makes for bad force. Are only our fixed crept approved by the beauty that instills the company. Smile naturally and if you want to send a kiss do understand that it is better. Forced fleshy mouth and a model expression convinced not make you more pleasant and truthful but only arrogant with that than dead cat. And for the love of good taste and for those who see you, clothes!

Selfie naturali - Natural selfie.

Obviously there are a thousand other types of selfies but pardon me to pull out my tits, my ass or other I did not just flashed in my head. Imagine every expression of a semi-naked body and the idea makes it okay.
Finally quiet this post was simply an excuse to take away the itch and could join the pack by making even I photos from real influencer convinced. Credible it? ;)

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